Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix. Touchy subject.
I mean, seriously. It wasn't the best of all the HP movies, far from it. It had a jagged plot that leapt in and out of Harry's nightmares, then jumped to the miserable reality that was his life. Not to be outdone by the teen flicks of this century, it had a large serving of angst cereal that rivalled even the worst of Korean dramas. What is wrong with David Yates?
Actually, I won't answer that question right now. It's just plain annoying. Let's talk about happier things, like my 'modifications' of some lines in the movie. WARNING: CRACK ALERT!
"I'm not weak!"
"Then prove it!"
*HP jumps SS & proves just how 'strong' he is (;*
"Do you have something to say, dear?"
"Oh, I have many things to say, you little..."
*Umbridge-bashing and swearing ensues. Go Minerva!*
"He can read your mind, control it, unhinge it..."
"Oh, is THAT what happened to yours?"
"Hey Moony, Padfoot! Who wants me to take off Snivelly's trousers?"
"..."
*a collective 'EW'*
"Ok, ok! I was just joking!"
"You know what, I really hate children!"
"I'm not surprised. I mean, we just loathe you."
*Hermione gets a shot at Umbridge*
"Don't kill Cedric! Who is Cedric, Potter? Your boyfriend?"
"Well... yeah."
*group silence*
"What. The. F-CK?!"
*poor ickle Duddykins gets a widdle shock*
OK! All done! (: That made me feel much happier. You know, I reckon I should do this for a living. Making fun of people's lives. Like Dane Cook! But without the chauvinism.
...
Maybe not.
Oh, and I like chocolate. (: