Well, dearies... I have one question for you:
AM I A 'WILD CHILD'?
The answer's probably gonna be No, right? I mean, just because I wear black, get a kick outta tormenting people, and have a ton of rings and chokers... doesn't mean that I'm a rebel! Seriously, I'm not in a constant feud with my parents, and I haven't dyed my hair pink in defiance of society's stereotypes, so why does my mum think I look like a 'WILD CHILD'?! Just because I don't wear petticoats and lacy knee-length skirts with fawn leggings doesn't mean that I'm a suicidal-punk-in-the-making!!! She's TOTALLY exaggerating my fetish for black clothing and accessories. You guys agree with me, right? I mean, I'm not a punk, right? Right?
Fine. Ponder that question in your own time, ladies and lordlings!
Toodle-pip!
Oh, and I like chocolate. (: