Here's a little something I discovered recently :D
Doctors:
(A) The number of doctors in Asia is 700,000
(B) Accidental deaths caused by physicians per year are 120,000
(C) Accidental deaths per physician is 17.14%
Statistics courtesy of the Dept. of Health and Human Services
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Guns:
(A) The number of gun owners in Asia is 30,000,000 (yes, that's 30 million)
(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age-groups, is 1500
(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.001875%
Statistics courtesy of the FBI
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So statistically, doctors are approximately 9000 times more dangerous than gun owners.
Remember, guns don't kill people, doctors do.
FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST 1 DOCTOR.
Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.
We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!
{ Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention }
Toodle-pip!
Oh, and I like chocolate. (: